inside a rented conference room a man meets with a staffing agent for an interview.
Interviewer: we are looking for a candidate that can put their head up their own ass.
Man: literally? Or just figurativly.?
Man: how do you mean?
Interviewer: well we just make a job post and people find us - we don't literally look for anyone.
Man: what could be the benefit to that?
Interviewer: it saves us time.
Man: by having people who can put their head in their ass?
Interviewer: no, by not looking for people.
Man: but why do you want people who can do that to begin with?
Interviewer: it saves us time and money on training if the candidates already know how.
Man: I mean, why would you want your employees to be able to put their head up their ass at all?
Interviewer: oh. I don't have a definitive answer for that - it's just a part of my job description.
Man: I don't have any experience with that, I don't think I've ever had my head up my own ass.
Interviewer: how about someone else's?
Man: well i toss my girlfriend's salad some nights.
Interviewer:. That's good, we like people who think outside the box.